Is she ready for sex?
Well, guess what: There’s an app for that.
Gabrielle Lichterman is a women’s health journalist who has made a living focusing on women’s changing hormones and how those changes affect mood, libido and romance.
Yes, there’s a book called “28 days” and she’s the founder of something called “Hormonology.”
But now she’s put together an app that will tell “baffled” men when a woman wants sex.
Does it work? Who knows? But Lichterman insists “yes,” although she isn’t exactly biased. And her new sex-ready app does cost $2.99 at the Apple app store.
“For millennia, men have been baffled by the unpredictability of women’s moods, romantic desires and other behaviors,” according to Lichterman. “Now the Female Forecaster, a new Hormonology app, gives boyfriends and husbands something they probably thought was impossible: An accurate daily forecast of their female partner’s moods, libido and more. And it uses science to do it.”
“Each daily forecast is based on hundreds of studies that show how a woman’s three key reproductive hormones–estrogen, testosterone and progesterone–impact her in various ways, including her emotions, libido and energy,” said Lichterman. “Because a woman’s hormones repeat the same up-and-down pattern month after month, the effects her hormones have on her also repeat the same way month after month–making her moods, romantic desires and more easy to predict.”
She provided the following examples:
“On Day 7 of a woman’s cycle, she’s happier and her sex drive is high thanks to rising estrogen–making this a day when boyfriends and husbands can do no wrong.
“On Day 19, she’s sluggish and her desire for physical intimacy is low due to rising progesterone–so a man shouldn’t take her ‘Not tonight, dear’ personally.
“On Day 27, plunging estrogen can make her moody, but she also experiences an increasing libido–which explains why she can be cross with you one minute, but want to cuddle with you the next.”
Lichterman, in a statement that may raise the hackles of some feminists, said her app “answers questions men have long had about women and takes the mystery out of the fairer sex.”
But she alleged that the app does show results, and “men can have a closer relationship with their partner, avoid needless arguments and have a more fulfilling sex life.”
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