The Daily Beast might be renamed the Daily Breast after its exhaustive aggregation of the Bieber-Kardashian connections. Apparently, Justin is dating cougar Kourtney, 15 years his senior.

Among other things, we learn from the news site (via others):
- Kardashian, 36, was reportedly spotted leaving Bieber’s hotel at 4 a.m., and the two have been hanging out since early October.
- Kardashian’s mother, Kris Jenner, is currently dating Corey Gamble, who’s a member of Bieber’s “team.”
- On Sunday afternoon, Bieber, 21, shared a cryptic photo to his Instagram account of him straddling a mystery woman with the caption “Lord knows” (“Lord” is the nickname of Kardashian’s ex, Scott Disick).
Social media commentary is a hoot:
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Is Kardashian dating Bieber?: Get ready for the Internet to explode. https://t.co/8N8crcqKwM
— RASTA (@PEPEBOOBISON) December 14, 2015
Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian are not a kouple, calm down: https://t.co/H8Q36VWWy9 pic.twitter.com/pGFmmKIjcM
— Mashable (@mashable) December 14, 2015
Wait, if Justin Bieber can really get Kourtney Kardashian, then I can definitely pass my finals
— Carli Ellison (@carli_ellison) December 14, 2015
11 awkward talks Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber will definitely have (@aratatweets): https://t.co/77pvdapzw2 pic.twitter.com/6vjaVhvIPP
— Elite Daily (@EliteDaily) December 14, 2015
#HPLovecraft couldn’t come up with a more unholy pairing. Their triplets shall be Cthulu, Yog-Sothoth and DuWayne. https://t.co/1rokXuhKIc
— Tony Caballero (@TonyWritesWords) December 14, 2015
Justin Bieber caused a storm after taking a potential shot at Scott Disick and posing with a Kourtney look-a-like. https://t.co/Qkk8zq9qFC
— TMZ Live (@TMZLive) December 14, 2015