Are you having more sex because your job is among the sexiest professions in the world?
A new poll attempts to decide which employees are in the sexiest line of work. And the winner is: “Entrepreneurs.”
Presumably those sexy entrepreneurs are the ones who have made gobs of cash, and not the “entrepreneurs” who are living in their parents homes and playing video games until the wee hours.
The report on sexy jobs showed web copywriter coming in at number 10, but maybe that’s because web copywriters wrote the original report.
In fact, there’s a slight whiff of “fake news” about the entire project, as a statement from the poll sponsors admitted that the March, 2017 survey has “a substantial margin of error.” No other data about the poll were provided.
Nevertheless, here’s the alleged top 10 sexiest jobs in America, the U.K. and Canada today:
1. Entrepreneurs
2. Musicians
3. Fire fighters
4. Athletes
5. Pilots
6. Chefs
7. Doctors
8. TV Personalities
9. Police Officers
10. Web copywriters
The fact that web copywriters were included in the top 10 meant a lot to … web copywriters!
“It marks the start of a new era,” said Rick Slobodsa, identified as a senior web copywriter and content strategist at Webcopy+. “While Sloboda wasn’t selected as one of the sexiest content writers, he says he’s proud of his industry’s milestone and recognition,” according to Webcopy+.
The survey supposedly went so far as to name the top five sexiest occupants of these jobs. But the survey did not guarantee any of this information would be correct, including job sex rankings and the names of the sexiest people.
Top selections were “statesmen, athletes and TV personalities — these selections are predictable and they’ve grown tired,” he stated during a phone interview from the copywriting agency’s headquarters in Vancouver, Canada. “Web copywriters, on the other hand, combine sensitivity, curiosity, creativity, artistic angst, grit to tackle deadlines and nose-bleeding IQs to comprehend and infiltrate the human psyche.”
While sources could not be verified and it could all be in the realm of “fake news,” the following names were reportedly the world’s sexiest content writers, spanning the US, Canada and England:
1. Chisel Smith (London, England)
2. Dr. Olaf Vulvaloopski (San Francisco, USA)
3. Gorgeous George (New York, USA)
4. Ashley White (Toronto, Canada)
5. Vladimir Smirnov (Vancouver, Canada)
“It’s refreshing to see a shift from celebrating physical traits and feats like travelling in space to writing good content — it’s hard work,” said Sloboda. “Content writers now deservedly share the stage with people like Dwayne Johnson, Richard Branson and Jennifer Lopez. It’s about time.”
How will this change life for Sloboda and other content writers around the globe? “Like other celebrities, we might have to start using aliases when booking appointments at the Apple Genius Bar or attending content conferences,” he said. “Web copywriters will need to take the necessary steps to protect themselves from paparazzi and gossip magazines.”
Fake news or not, the report’s writers seemed to be a bit carried away as they said Sloboda “also verified the rumor that his content agency is considering launching a web copywriter calendar later this year.
“We don’t want to take the limelight away from firefighter calendars,” he said, “but it’s something we are discussing behind closed doors, and I think there’s enough room in the market for both entities to thrive.”