Had enough of New Year’s resolutions? So has eonline, which proffered fake goals for celebs. For example, Hillary Clinton’s: “Three words: Even. Better. Pantsuits.” Miley Cyrus: “Stop adopting animals. Dozens of dogs and a giant pig are enough, right?”

Photos courtesy of the candidates
Photos courtesy of the candidates
But the New Year’s Resolutions Industrial Complex must be served, so we’ve ranked the more popular guides to self-improvement in the presidential/Olympic year.

Here’s our top 11 list, starting with celebs (because celebs aren’t perfect):

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