Jon Stewart isn’t quite done with Donald Trump, or as the comedian once called him: “F—face Von Clownstick.”
The funny part? Trump took the slur seriously and replied in kind.
Stewart “told a long story about how Trump called him out on Twitter in 2013 over Stewart changing his name from Leibowitz,” said a CNN report. “This led to a war of words between the two that eventually led to Stewart saying Trump’s original name was ‘[expletive deleted] Von Clownstick.'”
The Gothamist told of other jokes:
“To be here tonight with you guys, my heroes, on the eve of the last American election is so exciting,” Stewart said at the Theater at Madison Square Garden. “I’m not in the game anymore. I’m not as much of a political analyst… but if I could ask you a question that I’ve been saying to my television, it’s ‘What the [expletive deleted]? What the [expletive deleted] is going on? What is happening?!’
“I thought when a guy got off a bus and says, ‘I’m going to grab her on the pussy,’ then OK, we’re done. The election is over,” Stewart said. “Usually that is a signifier that we don’t have to pay attention anymore. …Then the FBI jumps in, and all of a sudden there’s a whole new thing… and then it goes back to Anthony Weiner? This is insane… as a writer, honestly, the first woman president and she’s taken down by Bush and Weiner, like, that’s just bad writing.”
CNN added:
“Dude, you live in a tower with your name on it in gold,” Stewart said about Trump’s claims that the system was rigged against him. “How well would you be doing if the man wasn’t keeping you down?”