In the wake of news that Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy had broken up (and Kermit’s new squeeze is “Denise,” a marketing executive at ABC), the prima donna pig announced her availability.
And guess who responded?
Wow! How much did this cost? BTW, is Miss Piggy available? #toosoon? https://t.co/qvX4UIexSB
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) September 2, 2015
Very much available, mon cher. Gimme a call! I’d love to boldly go where no pig has gone before. https://t.co/NB19FDgDJJ
— Miss Piggy (@MissPiggy) September 2, 2015
“Star Trek” fans offered other matches.
@MissPiggy You could do better! Ask @GeorgeTakei
— GogoSF (@GogoSF) September 2, 2015
Kermit the Frog says this pig isn’t his girlfriend http://t.co/OEuM781TQh pic.twitter.com/FuX13R7WV0
— BBC Newsbeat (@BBCNewsbeat) September 2, 2015
Miss Piggy is a strong independant woman. She don’t need no amphibian.
— L.L Fool J (@OreoSpeedwagon_) September 2, 2015
Kermit broke up with Miss Piggy, but he now reportedly has a new lady (pig) in his life: http://t.co/fX3PKEfZQ0 pic.twitter.com/wBWjeMMR1S
— CNN (@CNN) September 1, 2015