Donald Trump can relax. Jimmy Fallon has his back — and his own Trump News Network (with a constant lower-screen scroll saying: “TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP).”
Sharing the news from the president’s persepective, the host of “The Tonight Show” on Tuesday launched a new segment.
“Welcome to TNN,” said a Trump impersonating Fallon. “The only news network that is 100 percent fair and 112 percent factual.”
As US Magazine noted: “The Saturday Night Live alum’s ‘report’ kicked off with comments about Trump’s eyebrow-raising reference to an unknown incident in Sweden that seemingly never occurred.”
Fallon-Trump said: “Sweden is still reeling from Friday’s incident that absolutely did happen. Details are still unclear, but we’re getting word that it was definitely real, and 100 percent not made up. Our thoughts and prayers go out to all the Swedish men, women and fish.”
Using the “Wheel of Bad Things,” Fallon-Trump says: “Oh no! There’s been a Godzilla attack in Finland.”
Jenny Slate stood in as Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos: “I like the sun. Whenever it comes out, I say, ‘Hello, sun,’ and look right at it, and sometimes my eyes burn. . . . I’m a weatherman!”