Forty-four years after “Elected,” Alice Cooper is back running for president. But this time he’s also running for British prime minister.
For those unhappy with the Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton choice, the 68-year-old rocker offers a platform besides platform shoes.
“Alice Cooper is tired of the rhetoric – the mudslinging – the media frenzy,” said a press release last week. “Keeping his snake in his cage and the guillotine in storage, he is putting people before career. Alice Cooper wants to be elected.
“He is asking his fellow Americans, his British friends and all those around the world who are disillusioned with their leaders, to join The Wild Party. Alice Cooper is tackling the everyday concerns discussed among his fellow woman and man – the ordinary, decent hard working (and rocking) people he meets and entertains every day while performing nearly 100 concerts a year around the world.”
Alice Cooper’s Manifesto
1. Getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC
2. A snake in every pot
3. No more pencils, no more books
4. Adding Lemmy to Mt. Rushmore
5. Rename Big Ben “Big Lemmy”
6. Groucho Marx on the $50 bill
7. Peter Sellers on the £20 note
8. Cup-holders required for every airplane seat
9. Ban on talking during movies in movie theatres
10. Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day