Kanye West canceled Philadelphia and Detroit dates this week of his “Saint Pablo Tour” in the wake of wife Kim Kardashian’s robbery in Paris. But it was left to Jimmy Christian Kimmel to put the fear of God into the holdup men.

Jimmy Kimmel demands return of Kim Kardashian jewelry. Photo via YouTube.com
Jimmy Kimmel demands return of Kim Kardashian jewelry. Photo via YouTube.com
“We will tolerate a lot of nonsense, but you do not mess with Kim Kardashian West,” the ABC host said Monday night. “Whether you like her or not, she’s one of us.

“We will tape you up and we’ll lock you in a room, and you know what we will do? We’ll force you to watch the parts of ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ where Kim’s mother eats a big salad and complains about the maid in front of the maid over and over again.”

If the $10 million in stolen jewelry isn’t returned immediately, Kimmel said he would have “no choice but to send Khloé over there, and when that happens, all you can do is pray.”

Kimmel again called himself a future vice president. (He announced for the post, not specifying the top of the ticket, in May.)

The Kardashian case is nothing for Kimmel. At his running-mate revelation, he was asked if he had a plan to stop ISIS.

“No, but Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots and I are going to go to eat later and figure that out.”

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