Disgraced ex-Fox superstar Bill O’Reilly has a new seven-figure job offer — anchoring an online show live for seven legal brothels in Nevada.
“We’re ready to take Bill O’Reilly from the ‘No Spin Zone’ to the ‘All Sin Zone,'” said the owner of the houses of prostitution. He promised O’Reilly will be free of any charges of sex harassment, as “we’re actually having sex in the workplace.”
Dennis Hof owns seven brothels in Nevada, including the famed Bunny Ranch.
“Allegations of serial sexual harassment have finally caught up to Bill, and it actually managed to get him fired from a network that considered settling those types of suits to be the cost of doing business,” says Hof, citing network head Roger Ailes’ recent departure under his own cloud of sexual harassment allegations.
“I’ve been on Bill’s show many times, and we’ve always had good on-air chemistry,” Hof said. “In recent years we have expanded our online presence to include multiple weekly live streaming shows from my seven Nevada brothels, and I can sure use a veteran television personality like him.”
Aside from sex and money, Hof said he’s offering O’Reilly Obamacare benefits.
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